Today I’m answering the questions of fresh-eared charr, right out of the fahrar, along with those of our allies. As your tribune, it’s my job to set an example, and help you understand the place of the charr in this unsteady world of ours.
Now, stand up straight! And let’s have your first question. You there, in the back. With the… what are you wearing on your head? It looks like a ferret crawled atop you and died! It did? Norns. Sigh. Right. Where was I? Oh… right, right. Your question?